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 | | Subject: Some Knock Knocks Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:52 am | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Apple! Apple who? Apple your hair if you don't let me in! Knock Knock Who's there? Arbus! Arbus who? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes? Knock Knock Who's there? Arch! Arch who? You catching a cold? Knock Knock Who's there? Nana! Nana who? Nana you business!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Some Knock Knocks Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:30 am | |
| Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Docter
Docter who?
You just said it Docter Who!!! | |
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Melissa
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| | Subject: Re: Some Knock Knocks Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:59 am | |
| Knock knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce,
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here! | |
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Bethan
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Age : 25
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| | Subject: Re: Some Knock Knocks Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:57 am | |
| here is some more ( i mean it loads more)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree. | |
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